1 00:00:00,438 --> 00:00:02,052 Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"... 2 00:00:02,053 --> 00:00:03,243 The cure to vampirism. 3 00:00:03,244 --> 00:00:04,639 You're gonna take the cure, Elena, 4 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:05,631 and I'm gonna take it with you. 5 00:00:05,632 --> 00:00:06,803 I can't let you do this 6 00:00:06,804 --> 00:00:08,740 before you've let everyone in your life 7 00:00:08,741 --> 00:00:10,118 try to talk you out of it. 8 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:11,394 - I'm pregnant. - Marry me. 9 00:00:11,395 --> 00:00:12,522 Yes. 10 00:00:12,523 --> 00:00:14,207 Stefan: If my life is gonna fall apart 11 00:00:14,208 --> 00:00:15,912 when my humanity starts flooding back, 12 00:00:15,913 --> 00:00:17,053 then so is yours. 13 00:00:17,054 --> 00:00:20,199 I tried to kill you, and then I made you turn it off. 14 00:00:20,201 --> 00:00:22,166 I ruined everything. 15 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:24,776 Jo: Before the 1900s, Lily fell in with a group of witches 16 00:00:24,777 --> 00:00:26,719 that were cast out of the Gemini coven. 17 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,346 Heretics are ruthless, 18 00:00:28,347 --> 00:00:29,693 vampires with witch power. 19 00:00:29,694 --> 00:00:31,471 They can never be allowed to escape. 20 00:00:31,472 --> 00:00:34,074 It's time we get the hell out of this place. 21 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,280 You went off the deep end last night. 22 00:00:36,281 --> 00:00:37,373 Aah! 23 00:00:38,358 --> 00:00:39,903 I'm a mess. 24 00:00:39,904 --> 00:00:41,356 Unh! 25 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:45,499 You have no idea what devastation feels like, 26 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:46,968 but you will. 27 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:54,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 28 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,166 Elena? 29 00:01:34,736 --> 00:01:36,001 Hello again, Bonnie. 30 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:39,215 Lily. I thought Stefan locked you in the cellar. 31 00:01:39,216 --> 00:01:41,452 He did, but prisons are easily escaped. 32 00:01:41,454 --> 00:01:42,889 You of all people should know that. 33 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:43,959 What do you want? 34 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,498 Must I constantly repeat myself? 35 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,134 If you don't know what I want by now... 36 00:01:48,135 --> 00:01:51,174 You want your creepy witch vampire family back. 37 00:01:51,175 --> 00:01:54,250 Well, at the risk of repeating myself, there's no way. 38 00:01:54,251 --> 00:01:55,486 Isn't there? What's that term 39 00:01:55,487 --> 00:01:58,490 you witches are so fond of? "Loophole"? 40 00:01:58,492 --> 00:02:01,296 Hmm. Even if there is a loophole, 41 00:02:01,297 --> 00:02:02,699 I won't help you find it. 42 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,739 Oh, you've made your position quite clear. 43 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:06,444 Apparently, I failed to do the same, 44 00:02:06,446 --> 00:02:09,449 because you seem to think that I'm here for your help. 45 00:02:09,450 --> 00:02:10,650 I'm not. 46 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:14,462 Phesmatos incendia. 47 00:02:14,463 --> 00:02:17,567 Hmm. Those are lovely words, Bonnie. 48 00:02:17,568 --> 00:02:19,336 Here's another one... die. 49 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:22,277 [Gasp] 50 00:02:22,278 --> 00:02:24,415 Unh! Ohh! 51 00:02:25,285 --> 00:02:26,453 Agh! 52 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:31,662 Wow. You are not good at running. 53 00:02:33,201 --> 00:02:35,137 Motus. 54 00:02:35,138 --> 00:02:36,905 No magic? Oh, that's my fault. 55 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,208 I was spooning you earlier. 56 00:02:38,209 --> 00:02:39,977 I think I might've sleep-siphoned you. 57 00:02:39,978 --> 00:02:42,015 Oh, but keep trying. It's adorable, 58 00:02:42,016 --> 00:02:43,252 like you're having a little seizure. 59 00:02:43,253 --> 00:02:44,422 - How are you... - Did you think 60 00:02:44,423 --> 00:02:45,958 you could keep screwing people over 61 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,495 and there wouldn't be any consequences? 62 00:02:47,496 --> 00:02:48,729 Lily: Now... 63 00:02:50,131 --> 00:02:51,500 Where were we? 64 00:02:51,501 --> 00:02:52,868 [Snarls] 65 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:55,005 Up, up, up. Come on. No time to sleep in. 66 00:02:55,006 --> 00:02:56,008 We have to get Jo. 67 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,245 - Get Jo? - Yeah. 68 00:02:57,247 --> 00:02:58,849 Is everything ok? 69 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:00,818 I hope so, considering she's walking down the aisle 70 00:03:00,819 --> 00:03:02,385 in t-minus 10 hours. 71 00:03:02,386 --> 00:03:03,486 Come on. [Claps] 72 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:04,685 Wedding bells await. 73 00:03:06,014 --> 00:03:11,811 Sync and corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 74 00:03:14,162 --> 00:03:15,329 Crap. 75 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,492 - They're not here. - What's wrong? 76 00:03:18,493 --> 00:03:20,231 My shoes. My gorgeous, 77 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,801 ridiculously expensive, wear them once 78 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,469 and then never again shoes. They are missing. 79 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,965 Do you want me to do a locator spell? 80 00:03:24,966 --> 00:03:26,303 - On my shoes? - Mm-hmm. 81 00:03:26,304 --> 00:03:27,970 - Is that possible? - I don't know, actually. 82 00:03:27,971 --> 00:03:29,970 Just hang on. I got to figure out 83 00:03:29,971 --> 00:03:31,805 how to work this stupid thing. 84 00:03:31,806 --> 00:03:33,006 Oh, good. Break it 85 00:03:33,007 --> 00:03:34,473 because my wrinkled dress will surely 86 00:03:34,474 --> 00:03:36,040 distract everyone from my bare feet. 87 00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:37,507 Hey, hey. Come on. 88 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:39,185 Don't waste all your panic now. 89 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,308 You still have 8 hours until the ceremony. 90 00:03:41,309 --> 00:03:42,744 Non-alcoholic mimosa? 91 00:03:42,745 --> 00:03:44,548 One, a non-alcoholic mimosa is just orange juice, 92 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:45,849 and two, I can't drink. 93 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,551 Somebody should drink. You should drink. 94 00:03:47,553 --> 00:03:49,184 I will drink, eventually, 95 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,818 but I have human tolerance now, 96 00:03:50,819 --> 00:03:53,384 which is cheaper but a lot less fun. 97 00:03:53,385 --> 00:03:54,553 Cheers. 98 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:55,788 [Cell phone ringing] 99 00:03:55,789 --> 00:03:58,795 Oh. Oh! 100 00:03:58,796 --> 00:03:59,796 Relax. 101 00:03:59,797 --> 00:04:00,896 [Exhales] 102 00:04:00,898 --> 00:04:02,031 Jo's phone. 103 00:04:02,899 --> 00:04:04,799 Oh. Huh. 104 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,831 Uh, ok. 105 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:07,597 That's not an "ok" ok. 106 00:04:07,598 --> 00:04:09,964 That's a "there's a problem" ok. 107 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:12,566 Yeah, we'll call you back. Ok, bye. 108 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,502 Danielle's got the flu. 109 00:04:14,503 --> 00:04:17,103 Heh. It sounded like you just said 110 00:04:17,104 --> 00:04:18,503 Danielle has the flu, 111 00:04:18,504 --> 00:04:20,537 which is impossible because Danielle 112 00:04:20,538 --> 00:04:22,272 is my wedding coordinator. 113 00:04:22,273 --> 00:04:24,040 Yeah. 114 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:25,542 Well, how sick is she? Can she still work? 115 00:04:25,543 --> 00:04:27,078 It depends on how much 116 00:04:27,079 --> 00:04:28,712 vomit you want to have at the wedding. 117 00:04:30,248 --> 00:04:32,517 Caroline: To be honest, I think maybe this is a good thing, 118 00:04:32,519 --> 00:04:34,620 because no matter how good Danielle was, 119 00:04:34,621 --> 00:04:36,320 I am pretty sure I'm better. 120 00:04:38,089 --> 00:04:39,291 Caroline. 121 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:40,826 I missed you. 122 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,277 I missed me, too. 123 00:04:43,198 --> 00:04:45,566 Thank you for getting me back. 124 00:04:45,567 --> 00:04:47,801 [Sniffles] 125 00:04:47,802 --> 00:04:48,967 Hi. 126 00:04:51,239 --> 00:04:52,407 [Caroline laughs] 127 00:04:52,408 --> 00:04:54,075 Ok. Now, we got a lot to do 128 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,276 and not a lot of time to do it. 129 00:04:55,277 --> 00:04:56,410 Elena, just have a drink. 130 00:04:56,411 --> 00:04:57,811 You're not going to pass out. 131 00:04:57,812 --> 00:05:00,046 Bonnie, the switch is on the left-hand side 132 00:05:00,047 --> 00:05:01,884 - on the back. - Oh. 133 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,118 And Jo, I can see your shoes under the couch. 134 00:05:05,452 --> 00:05:07,751 Ok, now, who's dealing with the boys? 135 00:05:07,753 --> 00:05:09,752 Ok, we got suits. 136 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:11,919 I got the rings. 137 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,487 And the vows. 138 00:05:13,488 --> 00:05:16,324 So... what do we do now? 139 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,728 Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, 140 00:05:18,729 --> 00:05:20,397 who after today, will have sex with 141 00:05:20,398 --> 00:05:22,471 only one woman for the rest of his life. 142 00:05:22,472 --> 00:05:24,765 Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this. 143 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:26,102 Not that chicks are throwing themselves 144 00:05:26,103 --> 00:05:27,905 at an occult studies professor, but... 145 00:05:27,906 --> 00:05:30,410 Yeah, actually, you should probably lock this down while you can. 146 00:05:30,411 --> 00:05:31,745 Yeah, you remember how great it was 147 00:05:31,746 --> 00:05:32,746 when you two were fighting? 148 00:05:32,747 --> 00:05:34,511 Sorry. Full moon tonight. 149 00:05:34,512 --> 00:05:35,545 Feeling extra dickish. 150 00:05:35,546 --> 00:05:37,314 And what's your excuse? 151 00:05:37,315 --> 00:05:38,849 [Cell phones ringing] 152 00:05:38,851 --> 00:05:40,018 What? What is it? 153 00:05:41,521 --> 00:05:42,788 Wedding day chores. 154 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:44,254 Both: Courtesy of Caroline. 155 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:46,859 Karma. Sweet, sweet karma. 156 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:48,128 Ha! 157 00:05:50,131 --> 00:05:52,468 Ok, the boys are officially taken care of. 158 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:54,167 Bride and maid of honor are in hair and makeup. 159 00:05:54,168 --> 00:05:55,366 I'm gonna head to the venue and fix 160 00:05:55,368 --> 00:05:56,501 whatever they're screwing up. 161 00:05:56,502 --> 00:05:57,869 Elena, the curling iron. 162 00:05:57,870 --> 00:05:59,270 Yes, I see it, Care. 163 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,905 - Ok. - I'm human now, not blind. 164 00:06:00,906 --> 00:06:02,504 And I'm not fragile, either. 165 00:06:02,506 --> 00:06:04,073 You don't have to walk on eggshells around me. 166 00:06:04,074 --> 00:06:05,373 Uh, I do, actually, 167 00:06:05,374 --> 00:06:06,875 because if you walked on them, 168 00:06:06,877 --> 00:06:08,346 they could cut you, you'd get infected, 169 00:06:08,347 --> 00:06:09,480 and probably die. 170 00:06:09,481 --> 00:06:10,981 You know what? 171 00:06:10,982 --> 00:06:12,448 Given my luck, 172 00:06:12,449 --> 00:06:13,982 that actually seems possible. 173 00:06:13,983 --> 00:06:15,370 [Both giggle] 174 00:06:15,921 --> 00:06:19,523 So what's it like now in the world of the living? 175 00:06:19,524 --> 00:06:21,664 It's different. I'm slower. 176 00:06:21,665 --> 00:06:24,092 I have to look both ways before crossing the street. 177 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:27,030 - But it's nice to not... - Be a monster like me 178 00:06:27,032 --> 00:06:29,466 who turns off their humanity and commits murder instead of dealing 179 00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:31,133 with grief like a normal person? 180 00:06:31,134 --> 00:06:32,467 I was gonna say not to have to wear 181 00:06:32,468 --> 00:06:34,003 a daylight ring all the time. 182 00:06:34,004 --> 00:06:35,840 [Chuckles] 183 00:06:35,841 --> 00:06:38,211 Look, I'm so sorry, Elena, 184 00:06:38,212 --> 00:06:39,345 I was trying to hurt you 185 00:06:39,346 --> 00:06:41,046 when I said that you would never 186 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:43,481 truly be happy with Damon because you weren't human. 187 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:45,516 And now you are, and I just hope 188 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:47,488 that it's not because I made you think that 189 00:06:47,489 --> 00:06:49,957 you would be miserable for eternity. 190 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:54,228 Care. I've wanted to be human from the day I became a vampire. 191 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:57,870 Besides, I'm the last person that you need to apologize to. 192 00:06:58,498 --> 00:07:00,503 Thanks. I kind of wanted 193 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,004 to start with an easy one. 194 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:04,041 The dreaded amends tour. 195 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:06,276 Mmm. If you see Stefan, by the way, 196 00:07:06,277 --> 00:07:07,577 I am avoiding. 197 00:07:07,578 --> 00:07:09,445 I just need to get my life in order first. 198 00:07:09,446 --> 00:07:11,780 Starting with my friends. 199 00:07:11,782 --> 00:07:13,515 Stefan's not a friend? 200 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,354 Stefan's... complicated. 201 00:07:16,355 --> 00:07:18,258 I just figured I'd work my way up to that one. 202 00:07:18,259 --> 00:07:19,761 Well, you're in the clear. 203 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:21,965 He's got his hands full with Damon today. 204 00:07:21,966 --> 00:07:22,966 What's wrong with Damon? 205 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:24,267 Not much. He just 206 00:07:24,268 --> 00:07:25,668 said he would take the cure with me. 207 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:29,510 Damon Salvatore? 208 00:07:29,511 --> 00:07:32,180 Human? I... 209 00:07:32,181 --> 00:07:33,481 I can't even picture it. 210 00:07:33,482 --> 00:07:37,254 Yeah. Something tells me neither can he. 211 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:40,494 Damon: "Sure, I'll be your best man, Ric, 212 00:07:40,495 --> 00:07:42,493 "but first, hang out with the worst men 213 00:07:42,494 --> 00:07:44,227 "so that my brother can kidnap me 214 00:07:44,228 --> 00:07:45,529 on the day of your wedding." 215 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:47,300 Hey, don't you hate weddings anyway? 216 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,972 I hate little Stefan mind games even more. 217 00:07:49,973 --> 00:07:51,508 Hmm. 218 00:07:51,509 --> 00:07:53,509 So any time you want to clue me in 219 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:55,409 as to where the hell we're going. 220 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:58,112 Oh, come on. It's your last few days as a vampire. 221 00:07:58,113 --> 00:07:59,348 You can't blame me for wanting to spend 222 00:07:59,349 --> 00:08:01,116 some quality time with my brother. 223 00:08:01,118 --> 00:08:03,478 Ah, look. Here we are. 224 00:08:11,468 --> 00:08:14,037 Is Mr. Rogers expecting us? 225 00:08:14,038 --> 00:08:16,105 You know Mr. Rogers is dead, right? 226 00:08:16,106 --> 00:08:18,009 Yeah, we're gonna be joining him in make-believe 227 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:20,144 if you don't get to the damn point. 228 00:08:20,145 --> 00:08:22,680 So this is a house I lived in 229 00:08:22,681 --> 00:08:26,285 during one of my many attempts to start over. 230 00:08:26,286 --> 00:08:28,854 Welcome to your suburban nightmare. 231 00:08:28,855 --> 00:08:30,552 You don't think I've thought this through? 232 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,287 Well, I think you've thought about a life with Elena. 233 00:08:32,288 --> 00:08:34,088 I don't think you've thought about neighbors 234 00:08:34,089 --> 00:08:36,323 or a mortgage or... 235 00:08:39,428 --> 00:08:40,895 Or kids. 236 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:41,928 I don't know. 237 00:08:41,929 --> 00:08:43,643 Might not be your thing. 238 00:08:52,104 --> 00:08:55,010 Relax. Relax. 239 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,481 I'm not here to cause mischief. 240 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:58,346 Said everyone who ever causes mischief. 241 00:08:58,347 --> 00:08:59,680 I told Lily I'd visit. 242 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:01,783 Is this like some Oedipus thing? 243 00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:04,053 All right. You know what? Doesn't matter. 244 00:09:04,054 --> 00:09:05,922 Excuse me, little witch. 245 00:09:05,923 --> 00:09:07,726 If you think I'm gonna let you... 246 00:09:07,727 --> 00:09:09,763 A ruiner... in here to see another ruiner 247 00:09:09,764 --> 00:09:12,388 on the day of Jo's wedding, you got another thing coming. 248 00:09:12,389 --> 00:09:14,672 She's lonely and hungry. 249 00:09:14,673 --> 00:09:15,906 And she can't eat that. 250 00:09:15,907 --> 00:09:17,107 I'm not trying to feed her. 251 00:09:17,108 --> 00:09:19,210 I'm trying to keep her sane. 252 00:09:19,211 --> 00:09:21,347 That is filled with loads of songs 253 00:09:21,348 --> 00:09:23,116 from the last era she knew. 254 00:09:23,117 --> 00:09:25,918 I thought it might bring her comfort. 255 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:27,317 If you're not a complete monster, 256 00:09:27,319 --> 00:09:28,986 I trust you'll pass it on. 257 00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:38,459 Lily: I want my family back. 258 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:40,360 That's all I've ever wanted, 259 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:43,432 to have my family back with me where they belong. 260 00:09:48,105 --> 00:09:49,437 What? 261 00:09:53,578 --> 00:09:55,214 Ohh! 262 00:09:57,421 --> 00:09:58,955 Aah! 263 00:10:10,049 --> 00:10:11,617 She was rambling on about her family, 264 00:10:11,618 --> 00:10:13,019 and then I got close to her, 265 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,786 and she attacked me like an animal. 266 00:10:14,787 --> 00:10:17,056 Sounds like she's reached the full-blown crazy stage 267 00:10:17,057 --> 00:10:18,926 of drying out. 268 00:10:18,927 --> 00:10:20,496 You're saying this is all because she's drying out? 269 00:10:20,497 --> 00:10:22,263 It's hard for me to explain how awful it is, 270 00:10:22,264 --> 00:10:25,427 but, yeah, your mind starts playing tricks on you. 271 00:10:25,429 --> 00:10:27,799 You start seeing things and people. 272 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,070 What happens when the crazy stage is over? 273 00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:31,238 Well, Stefan said that he has a plan, 274 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,038 you know, to get her back on track. 275 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:34,772 Does that plan involve letting her out? 276 00:10:34,773 --> 00:10:37,140 Because if he thinks she's giving up on her family... 277 00:10:37,142 --> 00:10:38,442 She has to. 278 00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:40,344 Bonnie, you already destroyed the ascendant. 279 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:41,478 What if there's a loophole? 280 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,281 [Footsteps] 281 00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:45,716 I'm dreading it, but I guess I should think 282 00:10:45,717 --> 00:10:49,389 about putting the dress on. 283 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:50,745 Something's wrong. 284 00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:52,866 It's not the dress, is it? Tell me it's not the dress. 285 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,998 We were just discussing the fact that there's 286 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,631 a desiccating vampire locked in a cell 287 00:10:56,632 --> 00:10:58,764 less than 50 feet from where we're getting ready. 288 00:10:58,765 --> 00:11:00,501 Did she do something to the dress? 289 00:11:00,502 --> 00:11:02,636 - The dress is fine. - I'm just being paranoid. 290 00:11:02,637 --> 00:11:05,776 Matt: Ok. Truck's here. Who's coming? 291 00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:08,076 Caroline suggested in a semi-threatening way 292 00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:09,708 that I pick up the centerpieces, 293 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,378 which sounds like a Donovan screw-up waiting to happen. 294 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,556 I'll come! 295 00:11:12,557 --> 00:11:15,082 - Thank you! - Yeah. 296 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,716 Caroline: No, not there. There. 297 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,752 Just a little bit higher. 298 00:11:18,753 --> 00:11:20,320 Well, that's not a little, but... 299 00:11:20,321 --> 00:11:21,653 But I'm bad at flowers? 300 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:24,288 Yeah. I assumed you knew that. 301 00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:27,120 Caroline, why am I here? 302 00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:32,697 I tried to kill you. 303 00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:34,866 My humanity was off, but I still tried to kill you, 304 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:38,303 and you're my friend, and I'm sorry. 305 00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:40,473 That's funny. 306 00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:42,873 You and I moved on a while ago, 307 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,243 but getting tortured by your ex and her new boyfriend 308 00:11:45,244 --> 00:11:48,285 - is never good for the ego. - He's not my boyfriend. 309 00:11:48,286 --> 00:11:50,105 Whatever he is. I can't keep up. 310 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:52,851 You have to know I would never do anything like that 311 00:11:52,852 --> 00:11:53,952 if it weren't for... 312 00:11:53,953 --> 00:11:55,085 You're good, Care, 313 00:11:55,087 --> 00:11:57,786 and if you want to make amends, let me get the hell out of here. 314 00:11:57,787 --> 00:11:59,721 Ha ha ha! Nice try, ok, 315 00:11:59,722 --> 00:12:00,822 but if I were getting married 316 00:12:00,823 --> 00:12:02,423 at an altar that looked like that, 317 00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:03,657 I would be divorced in a week, 318 00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,257 so come on, Lockwood. 319 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,458 Next row. 320 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,926 Liv: Honestly, you should probably 321 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,158 do that yourself. 322 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,058 Liv, what are you doing here? 323 00:12:11,059 --> 00:12:14,128 You do know that Jo's my sister, right? 324 00:12:14,129 --> 00:12:15,730 Goodie! More amends. 325 00:12:15,731 --> 00:12:18,691 Drinks will help! Strong ones. 326 00:12:20,244 --> 00:12:21,968 You look good. 327 00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:23,370 Thanks. 328 00:12:23,371 --> 00:12:26,106 - How are things? - Good. 329 00:12:26,107 --> 00:12:27,642 Still recovering from that injury? 330 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:28,910 What injury? 331 00:12:28,912 --> 00:12:31,681 Whatever head injury turned you into a monosyllabic goon. 332 00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:34,316 Monosyllabic. That's an awfully big word 333 00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:35,917 for a college dropout. 334 00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:38,085 Oh, I'm sorry. Was I supposed to stay at Whitmore 335 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:40,023 after my ass of a boyfriend told me 336 00:12:40,024 --> 00:12:41,360 he never wanted to see me again? 337 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,662 Hang on. You're mad at me? 338 00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:44,799 I lost my brother and then my boyfriend 339 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,099 in the span of a week. 340 00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:48,536 And instead of coming to me, you tried to kill yourself. 341 00:12:48,537 --> 00:12:49,837 I was hurt. 342 00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:51,336 That doesn't make it ok. 343 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,070 You're lecturing me on flying off the handle? 344 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:55,674 Wow! You know what? 345 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,511 I'm gonna wait outside. 346 00:12:57,512 --> 00:13:00,844 Gemini wedding means big coven reunion heading this way. 347 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,481 Elena says she's desiccating 348 00:13:13,483 --> 00:13:15,083 and that's why she's crazy, but... 349 00:13:15,084 --> 00:13:17,186 Yeah. 350 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,587 She killed two people last week 351 00:13:18,588 --> 00:13:19,721 when she wasn't desiccating. 352 00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:21,188 I know this will sound crazy, 353 00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:23,191 but I've been having these nightmares 354 00:13:23,192 --> 00:13:25,224 with her and Kai. 355 00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:30,796 Here. 356 00:13:30,797 --> 00:13:32,465 What's this? 357 00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:34,110 When Bonnie Bennett has a hunch, 358 00:13:34,768 --> 00:13:35,936 you don't ignore it. 359 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:38,072 What do you think we should do? 360 00:13:38,073 --> 00:13:39,706 I know what we shouldn't do... 361 00:13:39,707 --> 00:13:42,600 Leave her in the hands of two people we don't trust. 362 00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:44,438 Yeah, it's nice. 363 00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:45,871 Brazilian hardwoods, 364 00:13:45,873 --> 00:13:47,373 open floor plan, 365 00:13:47,374 --> 00:13:49,652 updated kitchen. 366 00:13:50,844 --> 00:13:53,276 What kind of roadkill are you cooking in there? 367 00:13:53,278 --> 00:13:55,344 Well, considering the fact that you actually have to eat 368 00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:57,179 as a human, I just wanted to give you 369 00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:00,414 a little taste of what your dinner's gonna look like. 370 00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:02,749 You don't cook, Elena doesn't cook. 371 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,178 Who has time anyway with work and kids, right? 372 00:14:06,824 --> 00:14:10,027 Mmm. Salisbury steak. Dig in, Damon. 373 00:14:10,028 --> 00:14:13,597 You're gonna need all that energy for these. 374 00:14:13,599 --> 00:14:16,298 Oh, yeah? What's this? 375 00:14:16,299 --> 00:14:17,715 That's just the rest of your life. 376 00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:19,726 Paperwork? That's your big move? 377 00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:21,166 Let me ask you something. 378 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,868 When was the last time you filled out paperwork of any kind... 379 00:14:22,869 --> 00:14:25,003 Taxes, health insurance, driver's license? 380 00:14:25,004 --> 00:14:26,435 Every idiot in the country does it. 381 00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,501 You think I'm gonna have trouble with this? 382 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,404 You will the first time you encounter some moron 383 00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:32,239 that you can't kill or compel. 384 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,174 Maybe. Then I would just come home 385 00:14:34,175 --> 00:14:36,212 and pop a beer from my beautiful 386 00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:38,414 stainless steel refrigerator. 387 00:14:38,415 --> 00:14:39,581 Which you won't be able to afford 388 00:14:39,582 --> 00:14:41,082 unless you have a job, 389 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,248 and if you're about to say you can 390 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,286 borrow money from me, you can't. 391 00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:45,889 Well, that's not very brotherly of you. 392 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,892 Actually it is. See, I won't know where you live. 393 00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:49,960 You'll have the cure running through your veins, 394 00:14:49,961 --> 00:14:51,392 and if I know where you are, 395 00:14:51,393 --> 00:14:53,589 then someone can use me to track you down 396 00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:55,358 and take the cure from you 397 00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:58,260 and turn you into a 172-year-old corpse. 398 00:14:58,261 --> 00:14:59,927 What's the matter? Haven't thought that far ahead? 399 00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:02,458 See, eventually, word will spread, 400 00:15:02,459 --> 00:15:04,890 and you and Elena will have to move away. 401 00:15:04,892 --> 00:15:06,760 You'll have to isolate yourself, 402 00:15:06,761 --> 00:15:08,728 no friends, no family. 403 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,563 This will be your life, Damon. 404 00:15:11,564 --> 00:15:14,074 This will be your hell. 405 00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:20,369 Well, that is where you are wrong, my brother. 406 00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:23,667 This will not be my life. 407 00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:26,877 This will be my life. 408 00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:28,847 See, Elena was pretty explicit about what she wanted. 409 00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:30,348 Now this isn't Tribeca. 410 00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:31,416 New York's a little too crowded for me, 411 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,420 but it is above a bar that I own 412 00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,355 next to a medical school. 413 00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:37,656 It's in the northwest somewhere. 414 00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:38,825 I mean, I'd tell you where it was, 415 00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:40,093 but you made it abundantly clear 416 00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:41,998 you didn't want to know. 417 00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:43,484 Heh heh. 418 00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:46,669 I'm gonna check out upstairs. 419 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,472 [Cell phone ringing] 420 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,415 I'm on my third glass, so speak slowly. 421 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,917 You know how you and I were both worried 422 00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:57,953 that he didn't think this through? 423 00:15:57,954 --> 00:15:59,421 He thought it through. 424 00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:01,223 Ha! It's Damon. He didn't. 425 00:16:01,224 --> 00:16:02,892 He's ready to do this, Elena. 426 00:16:02,893 --> 00:16:04,626 He's got your perfect little life all planned out. 427 00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:07,827 I want the perfect human life with him, too, Stefan, trust me, 428 00:16:07,829 --> 00:16:09,864 but life isn't perfect. 429 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:11,267 Ok? Look. You have a few more hours, 430 00:16:11,268 --> 00:16:14,638 so push him, make him see that. 431 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,053 [Sighs] 432 00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,485 Jo: Hey. 433 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,888 Remember when you were pacing yourself? 434 00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,023 Heh. I do. 435 00:16:30,024 --> 00:16:31,558 Right before I told my ex-boyfriend 436 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,494 how to get my current boyfriend 437 00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:36,666 to give up hope for our relationship. 438 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,104 What if I made a huge mistake by taking the cure? 439 00:16:39,105 --> 00:16:40,405 The only mistake you made 440 00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:42,538 was that last glass of champagne. 441 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,907 I'm gonna go make some coffee 442 00:16:43,908 --> 00:16:46,212 before you spiral through the earth to China. 443 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,713 Yeah, ok. 444 00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:52,690 Ooh. 445 00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:55,057 Jo? 446 00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:56,893 Are you ok? 447 00:16:56,894 --> 00:16:57,929 Jo! 448 00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,597 Hey, Jo, Jo! 449 00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:04,970 Jo! Jo! 450 00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:17,875 The doctor got the test results back. 451 00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:20,111 The babies are fine, you're fine. 452 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,213 He thinks it was just... 453 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,382 An acute panic attack 454 00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:23,551 brought on by stress, pregnancy, 455 00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:25,422 and a severe lack of food. 456 00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,922 Yeah. 457 00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:28,556 What are the chances of you being 458 00:17:28,557 --> 00:17:30,456 an amazing maid of honor and keeping 459 00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:32,991 this mortifying episode to yourself? 460 00:17:32,992 --> 00:17:35,394 I don't want to worry Ric. 461 00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:36,729 Of course. 462 00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:40,770 You can't tell her that I told you. 463 00:17:40,772 --> 00:17:41,939 Ok. Fine, but I want to see her. 464 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,775 - Not till the wedding. - Elena! 465 00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:46,078 Ric, if there's anywhere that you should be superstitious, 466 00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:47,212 it's Mystic Falls. 467 00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:49,114 Ok. Fine, but what happened? 468 00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:51,550 The doctors think that she had a panic attack. 469 00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:54,117 As in she doesn't want to get married to me panic attack? Great. 470 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,254 No, as in it's her wedding day 471 00:17:56,255 --> 00:17:58,023 and she has two small humans growing inside her 472 00:17:58,024 --> 00:18:01,659 and she can't self-medicate like you, bourbon breath. 473 00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:05,663 Sorry. I just... I saw her fall, 474 00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,665 and my first instinct was to vamp to her, 475 00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:08,800 but I couldn't, 476 00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:10,067 and then I saw her hit her head, 477 00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,636 and I wanted to give her vampire blood, 478 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,470 but I couldn't. 479 00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:16,439 Wait. So are you having second thoughts? 480 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,974 No, because then I thought, 481 00:18:17,975 --> 00:18:19,443 "what would a human do?" 482 00:18:19,444 --> 00:18:21,445 So I called 911, got her to the hospital, 483 00:18:21,446 --> 00:18:23,615 and then I let the doctors do their job, 484 00:18:23,616 --> 00:18:26,553 and it felt oddly empowering. 485 00:18:26,554 --> 00:18:28,190 Why didn't you tell me? 486 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,458 Tell you what? 487 00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:31,932 How amazing it feels to be human again. 488 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,036 At first, I was worried that it might take 489 00:18:34,037 --> 00:18:37,572 the edge off my senses, but it's the opposite. 490 00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:39,675 I feel... 491 00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:42,043 Connected to the world again. 492 00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:43,545 I feel... 493 00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:45,848 Alive? 494 00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:47,383 Yeah. 495 00:18:47,384 --> 00:18:48,818 That's because your life has purpose again. 496 00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:50,453 It's finite, 497 00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:53,490 and it's... 498 00:18:53,491 --> 00:18:56,661 Pretty much the greatest feeling in the whole world. 499 00:18:56,662 --> 00:18:58,729 I made you guys some amazing drinks 500 00:18:58,731 --> 00:19:00,163 with a little bit of Tequila. 501 00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,232 Ok. A lot of Tequila. 502 00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:04,786 And there's only one of you. 503 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,441 - What did you do? - I didn't do anything. 504 00:19:08,442 --> 00:19:10,178 He said angrily. 505 00:19:14,881 --> 00:19:16,416 Nothing has changed. 506 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:17,748 What? Because she walks in here 507 00:19:17,749 --> 00:19:19,115 with a pretty dress and a new haircut, 508 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,884 I'm supposed to forget how she acted? 509 00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,686 No. You're supposed to talk to her like an adult 510 00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:24,187 and work out your problems. 511 00:19:24,189 --> 00:19:25,423 You don't know about our problems. 512 00:19:25,424 --> 00:19:27,226 No, but I know about your problems... 513 00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:29,824 Unless you're cool with only making it 514 00:19:29,825 --> 00:19:31,090 two weeks in the police academy 515 00:19:31,091 --> 00:19:32,258 and then having no purpose in life. 516 00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:34,162 At least when you had her, 517 00:19:34,163 --> 00:19:36,966 you were trying, Tyler. 518 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,368 You're giving me advice about relationships 519 00:19:39,369 --> 00:19:41,303 after all your Stefan drama this year? 520 00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:43,739 Do me a favor. Figure out your own damn life. 521 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,373 Let me worry about mine. 522 00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:49,608 [Cell phone vibrating] 523 00:19:54,546 --> 00:19:57,179 Well, I applaud you for your effort, Stefan, 524 00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,546 but I think it's time 525 00:19:58,547 --> 00:20:00,480 for the "this is your life" tour to end. 526 00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:01,882 You get the address? 527 00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:03,050 Yep. Tuxes are in the car. 528 00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:04,117 - We're good to go. - Good. 529 00:20:04,118 --> 00:20:05,584 Oh, hey! Just one more thing. 530 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:06,851 Ohh. What now? 531 00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:08,118 You gonna give me a lecture on laundry, 532 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,713 oil changes, personal hygiene? 533 00:20:11,575 --> 00:20:14,556 - Breakups. - What about them? 534 00:20:14,557 --> 00:20:16,156 Well, I guess you hadn't really thought about that, right? 535 00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:18,788 What if you and Elena aren't really soul mates? 536 00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:20,423 You know I'm not very big on labels, bro, 537 00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:22,191 but I think we're pretty good on that front. 538 00:20:22,192 --> 00:20:24,559 Ahh. Yeah. You sound like me 4 years ago. 539 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,825 You know, Elena and me, we were soul mates, too. 540 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,558 Watch it, Stefan. 541 00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:31,024 Hey. I'm just being realistic. 542 00:20:31,026 --> 00:20:32,593 I mean, what if something goes wrong? 543 00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:33,726 You're still human, still isolated, 544 00:20:33,728 --> 00:20:34,895 still alone. 545 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:36,363 Not gonna happen. 546 00:20:36,364 --> 00:20:37,896 Right because couples stay together forever. 547 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:39,730 They never fight, they never hurt each other, 548 00:20:39,731 --> 00:20:41,766 they never drift apart. 549 00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:42,834 Heh. 550 00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,235 Let me show you. 551 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,186 You're still up. 552 00:20:58,187 --> 00:21:00,423 Rough night? 553 00:21:00,424 --> 00:21:03,259 Just... long. 554 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,562 I keep having to tell myself 555 00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:07,499 a couple more years of residency, 556 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,968 and I'll be free. 557 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,774 Come sit, have a drink with me. 558 00:21:10,776 --> 00:21:12,810 I'm actually kind of tired. 559 00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,277 I'm gonna go to bed. 560 00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:19,450 [Yawns] 561 00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:27,825 Oh, God! Elena has a job. Somebody, help me! 562 00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:29,460 Oh, that's just two years in. 563 00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:30,961 Wait till you hit 7. 564 00:21:36,903 --> 00:21:39,872 Hello. 565 00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:42,675 You're drunk. 566 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,813 I sense judgment, which is odd. 567 00:21:45,814 --> 00:21:47,549 You're the one that wanted me to own a bar. 568 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:49,286 I wanted you to own it, Damon, 569 00:21:49,287 --> 00:21:52,859 not pass out on it every night. 570 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:55,393 Yeah? Well, that bar's a lot more affectionate than you. 571 00:21:57,565 --> 00:21:58,835 Elena: Heh! 572 00:21:58,836 --> 00:22:00,503 I just finished my residency, Damon. 573 00:22:00,505 --> 00:22:02,736 I'm working my but off to build a career. 574 00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:05,237 Well, I'm drinking my butt off building mine. 575 00:22:05,238 --> 00:22:07,774 If you're that unhappy, then just sell the bar. 576 00:22:07,775 --> 00:22:08,909 And do what? 577 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,012 I don't care, Damon. 578 00:22:10,013 --> 00:22:11,945 Whatever it is you want to do. 579 00:22:11,947 --> 00:22:13,746 Well, that's the thing, Elena. 580 00:22:13,747 --> 00:22:15,950 I can't do what I want to do 581 00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,987 because what I want to do is drink all night 582 00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:19,357 without getting drunk, 583 00:22:19,358 --> 00:22:20,859 drive my car like a psycho 584 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,528 without fear of death. 585 00:22:22,529 --> 00:22:24,028 I want to tear someone's head off 586 00:22:24,029 --> 00:22:25,796 without getting arrested. 587 00:22:25,797 --> 00:22:27,097 You're right, Damon. 588 00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,698 You can't do any of those things anymore. 589 00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:30,232 Because of you. 590 00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,971 I can't because of you. 591 00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:35,774 Just say it. 592 00:22:35,775 --> 00:22:37,677 This was a damn mistake. 593 00:22:37,678 --> 00:22:39,380 You're right. 594 00:22:39,381 --> 00:22:41,249 This was a mistake. 595 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:43,752 [Glass shatters] 596 00:22:43,754 --> 00:22:45,088 Get out of my head! 597 00:22:45,089 --> 00:22:46,489 Unh! 598 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:50,827 I see what you're doing. 599 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,129 This isn't about me being alone. 600 00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:53,963 This is about you being alone 601 00:22:53,964 --> 00:22:57,899 without me, without Elena. 602 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,701 Awfully selfish of you brother. 603 00:22:59,702 --> 00:23:01,770 Even if you and Elena defy 604 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,471 every single statistic 605 00:23:03,472 --> 00:23:07,272 and stay in love every hour of every day... 606 00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:10,175 You still can't control life or death. 607 00:23:10,176 --> 00:23:12,078 She's human. She could die at any moment. 608 00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:14,413 What is your life gonna look like 609 00:23:14,414 --> 00:23:15,778 without her? 610 00:23:24,587 --> 00:23:26,991 [Music playing] 611 00:23:46,617 --> 00:23:48,019 [Beep] 612 00:24:08,987 --> 00:24:12,527 [Microwave beeping] 613 00:24:12,528 --> 00:24:14,263 Woman on TV: I just love to serve watermelon. 614 00:24:14,264 --> 00:24:16,032 It couldn't be any more simple. 615 00:24:16,033 --> 00:24:19,671 I do have my own kind of way of serving it 616 00:24:19,672 --> 00:24:21,409 that is a little nontraditional, 617 00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:25,216 but as long as no one tells. 618 00:24:25,217 --> 00:24:26,885 So what I'm gonna do is clean out 619 00:24:26,886 --> 00:24:28,554 the center of that melon, even though... 620 00:24:28,555 --> 00:24:29,957 [Turns off TV] 621 00:24:47,324 --> 00:24:50,955 So you make us drift apart, 622 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:54,955 break us up, and then kill her? 623 00:24:54,956 --> 00:24:56,355 That's harsh, brother. 624 00:24:56,356 --> 00:25:00,591 She wanted me to be harsh. 625 00:25:00,592 --> 00:25:02,359 This is her idea, too. 626 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,460 Well, that's funny 627 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,226 because the two people closest to me 628 00:25:06,227 --> 00:25:08,258 are the two most sadistic. 629 00:25:09,892 --> 00:25:12,227 You know, if you do this, Damon, you're human forever. 630 00:25:12,229 --> 00:25:15,564 No matter what happens, there's no going back. 631 00:25:20,797 --> 00:25:22,365 What do you think I should do? 632 00:25:22,366 --> 00:25:24,972 That's the thing. I can't tell you, 633 00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,575 Elena can't tell you. 634 00:25:26,576 --> 00:25:29,711 You can't do this for me or for her. 635 00:25:29,712 --> 00:25:33,110 You have to want to be human for yourself. 636 00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:46,150 [Indistinct chatter] 637 00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,386 Oh, excuse me. They need some more drinks over there. 638 00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,220 Thank you. 639 00:25:56,423 --> 00:25:58,058 Hey! Where's Jo? Is she... 640 00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,777 She's fine. They discharged her. 641 00:25:59,778 --> 00:26:01,562 Good. Well, there's a back entrance she can use 642 00:26:01,563 --> 00:26:04,122 - that avoids being seen. - Ok. I'll tell her. 643 00:26:04,123 --> 00:26:05,534 Great. 644 00:26:05,535 --> 00:26:07,169 - Stefan. - Hmm? 645 00:26:08,737 --> 00:26:10,669 I'm gonna go wait for Jo. 646 00:26:10,671 --> 00:26:12,168 Ok. 647 00:26:13,108 --> 00:26:15,176 I'm not used to scaring people away. 648 00:26:15,177 --> 00:26:17,281 People are uncomfortable around Salvatores in tuxes. 649 00:26:17,282 --> 00:26:19,252 It stirs... 650 00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:20,453 Feelings. 651 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:21,987 Uh-oh. Elena's human again. 652 00:26:21,988 --> 00:26:24,122 Am I sensing another brother swap? 653 00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:27,594 Is he with you? 654 00:26:27,595 --> 00:26:29,899 No. He needed some time to think. 655 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:32,203 That sounds very ominous. 656 00:26:34,408 --> 00:26:36,610 You don't want him to take it, do you? 657 00:26:36,611 --> 00:26:38,277 Well, it's not up to me. 658 00:26:38,278 --> 00:26:39,412 Stefan, I'm not him. 659 00:26:39,413 --> 00:26:41,780 You can tell me how you really feel. 660 00:26:41,781 --> 00:26:43,482 Look. Of course, I don't want him to take it. 661 00:26:43,483 --> 00:26:45,252 He's my brother. 662 00:26:45,253 --> 00:26:47,389 The thought of losing him is... 663 00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:48,942 Yeah, I know. 664 00:26:50,096 --> 00:26:51,870 So what do you think he's gonna do? 665 00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:56,329 Well, you never knew Damon as a human. 666 00:26:56,331 --> 00:26:57,899 He was aimless, 667 00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,101 always searching for something more, 668 00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:03,007 sweet and earnest to a fault 669 00:27:03,008 --> 00:27:04,641 but never strong. 670 00:27:04,643 --> 00:27:07,076 [Hammering, tools whirring] 671 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:09,510 [Ball thumps] 672 00:27:12,845 --> 00:27:14,247 That came later 673 00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:16,918 when he found himself, 674 00:27:16,919 --> 00:27:20,158 when he truly became Damon. 675 00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:22,259 He loves being a vampire, 676 00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:26,169 and I just don't think he'll ever give that up. 677 00:27:27,794 --> 00:27:29,342 She's gonna kill us. 678 00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:31,645 I thought the whole point of this is that we were in control of her. 679 00:27:31,646 --> 00:27:33,648 Not Lily. Caroline. 680 00:27:33,649 --> 00:27:35,184 The wedding starts in an hour. 681 00:27:35,185 --> 00:27:36,285 All we have to do is knock her ass out 682 00:27:36,286 --> 00:27:37,688 and drag her to the boiler room. 683 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:38,990 30 minutes tops. 684 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:44,899 Bonnie. 685 00:27:47,372 --> 00:27:49,440 Enzo must have let her out. 686 00:27:49,441 --> 00:27:52,879 I have to warn everyone. 687 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,517 [Gasping] 688 00:27:57,356 --> 00:27:59,391 Matt? 689 00:27:59,392 --> 00:28:00,459 Matt, what's wrong? 690 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:01,961 I can't breathe. 691 00:28:01,962 --> 00:28:02,995 It's like someone's crushing my throat. 692 00:28:02,996 --> 00:28:04,362 Ok. Just hang on. I'll... 693 00:28:06,598 --> 00:28:07,599 [Gags] 694 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,101 Matt. 695 00:28:09,102 --> 00:28:11,534 [Coughing] 696 00:28:13,103 --> 00:28:15,772 [Both coughing] 697 00:28:19,994 --> 00:28:23,387 Lily: Tea, please. Earl Grey. 698 00:28:27,694 --> 00:28:29,697 And to what do I owe the pleasure? 699 00:28:29,698 --> 00:28:31,701 I heard you tried to bring me something called 700 00:28:31,702 --> 00:28:34,273 an, uh, mp3 player. 701 00:28:34,274 --> 00:28:36,276 I'm not entirely sure what that is, 702 00:28:36,277 --> 00:28:38,244 but still, I wanted to thank you. 703 00:28:38,245 --> 00:28:40,884 And they let you out of your cell to do this? 704 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,420 Of course not, 705 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,916 but I'm resourceful. 706 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:50,132 Hmm. Should I be concerned about an imminent ripper binge? 707 00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:52,569 Actually, no, you shouldn't. 708 00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:56,605 I was a ripper because I lost my family, 709 00:28:56,606 --> 00:28:59,142 but today, I'm getting them back. 710 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,898 [Cell phone vibrating] 711 00:29:09,899 --> 00:29:12,465 If you're trying to organize a secret rendezvous... 712 00:29:12,466 --> 00:29:14,032 Alaric: Don't worry. I'm not. 713 00:29:14,033 --> 00:29:15,900 I just need help with my vows. 714 00:29:15,901 --> 00:29:17,568 What rhymes with battlefield clamp? 715 00:29:17,569 --> 00:29:18,835 Divorce? 716 00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:20,669 Heh heh heh. So how are yours coming? 717 00:29:20,670 --> 00:29:22,838 Stop fishing for spoilers. 718 00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:25,507 You know, this place is crawling with Gemini. 719 00:29:25,508 --> 00:29:27,042 Who knew there were so many of you? 720 00:29:27,043 --> 00:29:28,543 Well, there's not much to do in the coven 721 00:29:28,544 --> 00:29:31,344 other than procreate. 722 00:29:31,345 --> 00:29:33,046 You haven't seen my dad, have you? 723 00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:35,016 No, actually, but it's big of you 724 00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:37,219 to invite your attempted murderer to your wedding. 725 00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:39,490 He gives really good gifts. 726 00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:42,259 Oh, and never say, "big of you," to a pregnant woman. 727 00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:44,094 Heh heh. 728 00:29:44,095 --> 00:29:46,269 I hate that I can't see you right now. 729 00:29:47,331 --> 00:29:49,462 I love that you hate it. 730 00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:50,463 See you soon. 731 00:29:50,464 --> 00:29:51,893 Bye. 732 00:29:53,195 --> 00:29:54,561 Mr. Parker: Maybe I should just, uh, 733 00:29:54,562 --> 00:29:56,927 leave my gift and go then. 734 00:29:59,363 --> 00:30:00,987 Dad. 735 00:30:00,988 --> 00:30:04,231 - What are you doing back here? - You're my daughter, 736 00:30:04,232 --> 00:30:05,852 and I, um... ahem... 737 00:30:05,853 --> 00:30:08,712 I don't expect you to say yes, but... 738 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:13,443 If I didn't at least ask to walk you down the aisle, 739 00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:15,411 I couldn't live with myself. 740 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:25,677 You're avoiding me. 741 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:29,260 What?! No. I'm not avoiding you. 742 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:32,480 I'm trying to organize this whole circus here. 743 00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:33,897 I mean, did you see where they put the bar? 744 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:37,470 Caroline... Can we talk? 745 00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:42,138 All right. Just say it. 746 00:30:42,139 --> 00:30:43,540 I'm wrong, I'm making this about me, 747 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:44,876 I'm being selfish. 748 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:46,279 No. Sorry. Not wanting to lose your brother 749 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,309 is pretty low on the selfish scale. 750 00:30:50,705 --> 00:30:52,952 Forcing someone to turn off their humanity 751 00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:54,921 on the other hand, that... 752 00:30:54,922 --> 00:30:58,957 Hmm. Yeah. That's, uh... That's way up there. 753 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,358 Yeah. 754 00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:07,464 Do you hate me? 755 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,738 No. Of course, I don't hate you. 756 00:31:10,986 --> 00:31:13,168 That doesn't mean that I don't hate the way you handled things. 757 00:31:13,169 --> 00:31:14,603 Well, that makes two of us. 758 00:31:14,604 --> 00:31:17,003 [Music playing] 759 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,749 I made a list... 760 00:31:22,139 --> 00:31:24,843 Of, um, all the things that I've done 761 00:31:24,844 --> 00:31:26,529 since I fell for you. 762 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:30,444 It started last summer when you moved away. 763 00:31:30,445 --> 00:31:32,845 I started obsessing over where you were, 764 00:31:32,846 --> 00:31:34,748 wondering why you weren't returning my calls. 765 00:31:34,749 --> 00:31:37,484 I told you I hated you when I felt ignored, 766 00:31:37,485 --> 00:31:40,821 missed my mom's final moments because I was kissing you, 767 00:31:40,822 --> 00:31:42,758 - and then she died... - Caroline. 768 00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:44,124 And all I needed 769 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:45,693 was for you to tell me that you felt 770 00:31:45,694 --> 00:31:47,880 something for me, 771 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,435 and you didn't, 772 00:31:51,436 --> 00:31:53,168 and it affected me so deeply that 773 00:31:53,169 --> 00:31:57,441 I did the worst possible thing a vampire can do. 774 00:31:57,442 --> 00:31:59,662 I turned off my humanity, 775 00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:01,702 and when I thought I couldn't do anything else, 776 00:32:01,703 --> 00:32:03,918 I got you to turn off yours. 777 00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:08,793 Well, I forgive you. 778 00:32:08,794 --> 00:32:10,897 Yeah, but that's the point, Stefan. 779 00:32:10,898 --> 00:32:13,490 The old Caroline wouldn't have forgiven me. 780 00:32:13,491 --> 00:32:15,006 She would have smacked me and said, 781 00:32:15,007 --> 00:32:18,275 "what the hell are you doing?" 782 00:32:18,276 --> 00:32:21,713 I hate the way that this has made me feel. 783 00:32:21,714 --> 00:32:23,082 That's because you're a control freak 784 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,650 who's lost control. 785 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,886 I feel the same way when I'm around you. 786 00:32:26,887 --> 00:32:29,657 That's what falling for somebody is. 787 00:32:29,659 --> 00:32:32,664 It's being vulnerable. 788 00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:34,081 It's... 789 00:32:35,267 --> 00:32:36,965 Giving up control. 790 00:32:40,802 --> 00:32:42,066 I know... 791 00:32:45,204 --> 00:32:48,704 But where I'm at right now in my life 792 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:52,439 with the guilt and the grief, 793 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,317 control is all I have, 794 00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:58,278 and I don't think that I can give that up. 795 00:33:08,325 --> 00:33:10,761 [Music continues] 796 00:33:19,305 --> 00:33:20,739 [Sighs] 797 00:33:25,582 --> 00:33:27,049 Hi. 798 00:33:27,051 --> 00:33:28,385 Isn't a bridesmaid's dress supposed to 799 00:33:28,386 --> 00:33:30,287 make you look like a freak of nature? 800 00:33:30,288 --> 00:33:32,023 Heh. 801 00:33:32,024 --> 00:33:33,791 Jo went easy on me. 802 00:33:38,765 --> 00:33:40,974 I talked to Stefan. 803 00:33:41,669 --> 00:33:43,836 He did not go easy on me. 804 00:33:43,837 --> 00:33:46,338 Apparently, that's your fault. 805 00:33:46,339 --> 00:33:48,373 His argument was pretty convincing. 806 00:33:50,711 --> 00:33:52,681 I'd made up my mind... 807 00:33:54,285 --> 00:33:56,290 But then... 808 00:33:56,291 --> 00:33:58,794 You ruined my ball! 809 00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:00,429 Well, you're lucky I didn't ruin your face! 810 00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:02,898 Go inside, get the car keys from your mommy. 811 00:34:02,899 --> 00:34:04,499 I'm going to a wedding. 812 00:34:11,336 --> 00:34:13,137 On second thought. 813 00:34:14,673 --> 00:34:15,740 Don't forget the... 814 00:34:15,741 --> 00:34:16,841 The leftovers. 815 00:34:16,842 --> 00:34:19,877 I know. You told me 3 times. 816 00:34:19,878 --> 00:34:21,444 40 years, and every time, 817 00:34:21,446 --> 00:34:23,346 "did you remember the leftovers?" 818 00:34:23,347 --> 00:34:25,915 Like I'm getting senile or something. 819 00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:27,349 Oh! 820 00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:31,918 Heh heh. 821 00:34:38,095 --> 00:34:40,530 [Both chuckling] 822 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,743 Heh. 823 00:34:48,744 --> 00:34:51,244 I'm taking it. 824 00:34:51,245 --> 00:34:54,459 I've been a vampire for a long time, Elena. 825 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,554 It's been a blast, 826 00:34:56,555 --> 00:34:59,726 but I would give it up in a second to be your husband, 827 00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:01,928 your partner, 828 00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:04,550 father of your kids. 829 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:07,803 You can't take it just for me. 830 00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:09,305 That's what you and Stefan keep saying, 831 00:35:09,306 --> 00:35:10,707 but you're wrong. 832 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,205 I can. 833 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:16,085 I can take it for us. 834 00:35:16,086 --> 00:35:17,786 Ok? 835 00:35:17,788 --> 00:35:20,256 Because even if it doesn't work, even if all goes to hell, 836 00:35:20,257 --> 00:35:22,358 even if I'm miserable and alone, 837 00:35:22,359 --> 00:35:26,162 the smallest chance at the perfect life with you 838 00:35:26,163 --> 00:35:29,600 is infinitely better than an immortal one without you, 839 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,607 and I know this, Elena. 840 00:35:33,608 --> 00:35:35,889 I love you... 841 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:40,676 And I will love you until I take my last breath on this earth. 842 00:35:40,677 --> 00:35:43,111 [Music playing] 843 00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:11,402 Caroline: Where the hell are you? 844 00:36:11,404 --> 00:36:12,670 Bonnie and Matt are already M.I.A., 845 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,372 and now you and Damon? 846 00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:15,873 What is wrong with you? This is a wedding. 847 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,875 This is supposed to be Jo's magical night, 848 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,077 and you are ruining it. 849 00:36:19,078 --> 00:36:22,283 We're starting without you. 850 00:36:22,284 --> 00:36:25,845 [Jo laughing] 851 00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:29,461 - This is not funny. - It's kind of funny. 852 00:36:29,986 --> 00:36:31,029 Stefan: Uh, hey. Look. I don't want to tell you 853 00:36:31,030 --> 00:36:32,263 how to run your wedding, but... 854 00:36:32,264 --> 00:36:33,462 We're not waiting anymore! 855 00:36:33,463 --> 00:36:34,862 Tell them to cue the music. 856 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,949 [Music playing in distance] 857 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,385 Um, I think it's starting. 858 00:36:56,386 --> 00:36:58,221 What? No. 859 00:36:58,222 --> 00:37:00,726 What time is it? 860 00:37:00,727 --> 00:37:04,665 Oh, my God. No. No, no, no. We're so late. 861 00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:06,803 Well, you're the one that couldn't keep your paws off of me. 862 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:09,070 Damon, put your tux back on. 863 00:37:09,071 --> 00:37:11,569 I am, I am. Heh heh heh. 864 00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:17,260 Well, I hope it was worth it. 865 00:37:17,261 --> 00:37:18,296 Actually... 866 00:37:18,297 --> 00:37:19,498 Echh. Gross. Not the time, ok? 867 00:37:19,499 --> 00:37:22,135 - Have you seen Bonnie or Matt? - They're not here yet? 868 00:37:22,136 --> 00:37:24,069 Ohh. Just go, go. Go, go, go. 869 00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:25,170 Ok. 870 00:37:25,171 --> 00:37:27,570 [Music playing] 871 00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:43,929 Ugh. Bonnie. 872 00:37:46,763 --> 00:37:49,265 Bonnie. 873 00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:50,699 Hey. 874 00:37:56,210 --> 00:37:57,277 It was... 875 00:37:57,278 --> 00:37:58,444 [Gasps] 876 00:38:01,659 --> 00:38:03,983 And so? 877 00:38:03,984 --> 00:38:07,621 Looks like I'm joining the human club. 878 00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:09,623 It's a big night for both of us. 879 00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:10,625 I'm proud of you. 880 00:38:10,626 --> 00:38:11,793 You, too, buddy. 881 00:38:11,794 --> 00:38:14,230 [Music playing] 882 00:39:02,332 --> 00:39:04,469 Reverend: Welcome, family and friends, 883 00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:06,474 on this magical evening 884 00:39:06,475 --> 00:39:08,978 to the wedding of Alaric Saltzman 885 00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:11,649 and Josette Laughlin. 886 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:15,055 Josette and Alaric have prepared their own vows. 887 00:39:19,594 --> 00:39:20,929 Ahem. 888 00:39:25,772 --> 00:39:27,008 This can't be it. 889 00:39:27,009 --> 00:39:28,477 No one's here. 890 00:39:28,478 --> 00:39:31,280 Perhaps your companions gave you the wrong address. 891 00:39:34,219 --> 00:39:37,955 They're not the ones who gave me the address. 892 00:39:37,956 --> 00:39:39,389 Then who did? 893 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:45,236 Alaric: Neither one of us should be here right now. 894 00:39:45,237 --> 00:39:48,039 We've spent our lives dodging fate 895 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,047 and beating the odds, 896 00:39:51,477 --> 00:39:55,719 but because we did, 897 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,889 I got to meet you, 898 00:39:57,890 --> 00:40:01,060 the most beautiful, 899 00:40:01,061 --> 00:40:02,429 hilarious, 900 00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:06,172 and intimidatingly brilliant woman 901 00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:08,693 I have ever known. 902 00:40:09,676 --> 00:40:11,844 You inspire me. 903 00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:14,481 You've shown me that happiness 904 00:40:14,482 --> 00:40:17,272 is actually something that I can have in my life. 905 00:40:18,956 --> 00:40:20,757 [Inhales] 906 00:40:20,758 --> 00:40:22,158 And so... 907 00:40:25,998 --> 00:40:29,669 I promise to be with you 908 00:40:29,670 --> 00:40:31,838 and love you 909 00:40:31,839 --> 00:40:34,554 and to dodge fate with you 910 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,639 for the rest of our lives. 911 00:40:47,727 --> 00:40:49,930 Reverend: Josette? 912 00:40:49,931 --> 00:40:54,634 Oh, God. That's a tough act to follow. 913 00:40:54,635 --> 00:40:56,714 Here goes. 914 00:40:57,535 --> 00:41:00,140 Alaric Saltzman, you are... 915 00:41:00,141 --> 00:41:02,208 [Slice] 916 00:41:02,339 --> 00:41:05,011 Jo? Jo? 917 00:41:05,012 --> 00:41:06,044 Jo? Oh, my God. 918 00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:09,849 Jo? Jo? Jo?! 919 00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:11,050 Oh, God. No! 920 00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:13,085 Aah! Aah! 921 00:41:13,086 --> 00:41:15,920 [Attendees screaming] 922 00:41:15,921 --> 00:41:18,623 No! No, no, no, no. 923 00:41:18,624 --> 00:41:20,826 I was gonna wait till the "death do us part" bit, 924 00:41:20,827 --> 00:41:23,061 but it seemed a little on the nose. 925 00:41:23,062 --> 00:41:25,997 [Screaming continues] 926 00:41:25,998 --> 00:41:29,030 Am I right? 927 00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:30,497 [High-pitched sound] 928 00:41:30,498 --> 00:41:32,901 [All screaming] 929 00:41:36,374 --> 00:41:37,874 Miss me? 930 00:41:40,342 --> 00:41:42,677 No? 931 00:41:42,678 --> 00:41:44,213 Oh, well. 932 00:41:49,053 --> 00:41:51,488 [Screaming continues] 933 00:41:53,354 --> 00:41:58,403 Sync and corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 934 00:41:59,305 --> 00:42:05,471 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org